Landslide

"Statistically speaking, one out of every 99 problems will, in fact, be of a woman."

-- LIFECOACHERS, Twitter.

But what if it's not a problem? What if it's a good headache - a headache that you would want? Sure, essentially, it would still be a headache, but something that you would welcome. What if it's exactly what you needed? Say, it's the perfect opening that you've been waiting for to reignite your life as you know it. Would you jump at the chance? I know I would, and I probably did.

It would especially be something worth thinking about if the woman you’re talking about ticks the mental boxes in your head in what you always want in a woman. You see, I've always said that I would love to be in the presence of a woman that can match wits perfectly with me, and anything less would just be a disappointment. It's because the fact that having a good, fun conversation is important to me, and in my honest opinion, she has that ability to reel me in.

Of course, not everything comes free, there's always a catch. I mean, she can't be smart, beautiful, amazingly sweet, funny, and essentially a great person with an adorable smile without any strings attached, right?

Now, that is exactly the problem, "attached."

I told myself from the get go that due to that fact, I'm not going to let myself be pulled into her charm, and the sheer amazement that she has to offer, and obviously, just by the existence of this post, you'd know immediately that I've failed.

I wish that things would be simpler, that I could just read her mind and see what's really going through her head. Is it something that would delight me? Or is it something that would break me? I guess not knowing is part of the intrigue that drew me to her in the first place.

She's amazingly nice, so everything she says to me is breaking my walls down, brick by brick. That, however, is in itself a double edged-sword. Because of that, I never know if she says the things she says means what I hope it means or she's just being nice. It's an enigma to me. It's an enigmatic presence that I wouldn't trade for anything else in the world right now. She makes me smile, a genuine smile that hasn't been on my face for a while now.

At the end of this adventure, I would probably end up being embarrassed and hurt - or I could be happy. It may swing towards the former, and might end up buried under a massive landslide, but I guess it's a chance that I would love to take.

If there’s any chance that you’re reading this, you know I’m talking about you. I think I’m smitten and I couldn’t be happier.